My views on sexuality
- If you’re gay, that’s cool
- If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
- If you’re asexual, that’s cool
- If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
- If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
- If you’re straight, that’s cool
- If you’re not sure, that’s cool
- If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
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The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
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